My favorite line from the press release re: Sherri Shepherd’s engagement. “in the middle of a dish of Sherri’s favorite but forbidden M&M’s (she is diabetic), was a tiny little box,” the statement says. (Honey, although it appears I’m trying to kill you, I’m really asking you to spend the rest of your life with me. If you eat one of those candies, it will be your short life.)

**Also - if you’ll remember she said years ago that she didn’t know if the world was round or flat because she was too busy trying to put food on the table for her son. Maybe this new husband can help with that and Sherri can finally figure out that she can’t fall off the planet!